A FERRET's Lil Prayer
by Pamela Troutman
Understand me and I will be your loving pet. I am not a rodent, but a carnivore. I am not a wild animal, but a companion to man, domesticated between the time of the dog and the cat. Feed me as a cat, but only with dry food for clean teeth. Keep litter boxes handy, and I will learn to use them. Take me along as a dog, but with a leash or carrier so I do not get lost Do not leave me outdoors, I have no wild survival instincts. Confine or watch me like a small child, because I am curious and like to get into things. Discipline when needed with words and soft actions, because sudden force causes me to defend myself. I am a little thief, give me soft socks to steal and hide, instead of rubber toys to chew and swallow. Let me visit the doctor as you would any family member, for a health check and vaccinations yearly. Have me spayed or neutered; I have no need to reproduce to add to the pet overpopulation. Handle me daily, and I will be your loyal friend for many, many years. I am fearless and friendly. I have personality. I seek companionship. If you cannot give me that, then please pass me by. _______________________